Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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