Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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