what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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