Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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