Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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