"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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