Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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