its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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