Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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