She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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