He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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