Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
