ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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