are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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