did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So much Jack, so little girl.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize