Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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