You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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