brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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