google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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