yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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