im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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