Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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