have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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