I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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