We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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