Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Porn is love you can see.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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