Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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