My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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