I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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