whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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