Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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