Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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