In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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