I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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