now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
