So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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