she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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