dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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