Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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