I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
