did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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