I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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