he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
