you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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