member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
