Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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