Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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