Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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