Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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