I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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