yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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