Is it normal to miss your booty call?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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