I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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