So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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