Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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