its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
What a dumb baby whore.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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