I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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