Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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