I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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