love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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